Sunday, March 14, 2010

The Tangled Tango: Part 3

At Sheena's scream, the entire feline tango class dropped into a battery of defensive postures. Fur of every stripe exploded into full-body Mohawks while tanguero hats tilted over dangerously blazing eyes. Some of the younger toms hissed in tense accompaniment to the faint breathing of Piazzolla's bandoneón solo.

As Sheena and I stared down Main Street, the last nanoglimmer of the Hyal twin twisted out of sight. The shape-shifting Selofainian had eluded us.

"I didn't see Hyaline, Brumous," Sheena whispered giving me a sidelong glance, "and they are always together. That means she's still here."

We heard a sharp spitting tussle and Boris shouldered casually between us, shrugging at my quizzical look.

"Longhairs should have better manners," he explained gruffly, whiskers twitching.

I turned to see the offended Persian rapidly licking himself, as if such an unmannerly skirmish were utterly beneath his notice, much less his participation. It might have been convincing had it not put him at such odds with the rest of the class. His was the only pair of elliptical eyes that were not staring at the three of us with expectant menace. Most had retracted their fur from red alert, though their backs and tails maintained a brushy warning caution. We had disrupted their fun. They wanted a good explanation but did not expect one. I gave a sharp, guttural growl and spoke.

"That was Hyaloid. Hyaline is here."

A kittenish calico gasped and looked around with wide eyes.

"Lususnaturae?" demanded the burly tiger who had been dancing with Sheena.

The music drifted to a gypsy singing Tango Notturno in a sultry tremolo purr, but at the mention of the ruler of Selofaine, the chords of love were forgotten. All felines know of Lususnaturae, bladed suzerain of the seventh dimension who grows stronger with each attempt to enter ours.

"Not yet." I replied, "Never if we do our job."

There was no need for more explanation. The clowder had already begun to prowl around the studio in search of Hyaline. Ears twisted at every sound and tails flicked as they jostled one another in distracted concentration. I reflected that the midnight H.A.T.S. class did not have to dance to exude its powerful grace.

Sheena's delicate murmur slid into my ear.

"Brumous, I think you need to talk to Uthopia."

In the bitter realization that I forgotten the molly who had followed me here from Argentina, my eyes darted around the room until they found her. She was near the door, staring at the floor. Her slender back was toward me and her silky ears trembled with tension. She heard me walk up behind her and raised her head, but refused to turn around.

"She's beautiful. And smart," Uthopia mewled unsteadily, twitching her tail in Sheena's direction, "the little Manx."

"Sweet, too, but she's not mine, Uthopia. Sheena's looking for a human home."

"You can't expect me to believe that Sheena hasn't had her choice of homes, Brumous. She's adorable."

"There are a lot of homeless cats, Uthopia."

She faced me abruptly, "And what happened to our home, Brumous? What good was having five lives if you weren't in them?"

She darted out the door.

I wanted to go after her, but a thick white-gloved paw stopped me. Boris planted himself in my line of vision, white chest and chin emphasizing his serious gray face.

"We're here for Hyaline."

Closing my eyes, I allowed the scent data stored earlier to wash over me. A mocking illusion of Uthopia heated my eyelids and for the hundredth time, I considered my infinite lifespan as nothing more than an echo chamber for regrets.

I turned back into the studio.

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Monday, March 1, 2010

The Tangled Tango: Part 2

As the bandoneón cried Adios Nonino, moonlight wept through the windows. Her vague, silvery memories of sun-drenched days flashed on the pyramid ears and rhythmically twitching tails of the feline tango class. The scene flickered like a film on the cusp of the grass-green eyes that held my attention. Suffused with Uthopia's scent, my jaw dropped. It is the unfortunate side effect of our Jacobson's organ. Located just behind the front teeth, an open mouth gives the Jacobson a direct line to the nasal cavity. Cats call it the Sherlock organ for its ability to deduce copious amounts of information from microscopic bits of evidence. Even as the music swayed, I could read the last week of Uthopia's activities with stunning clarity. Her home was close, her route a dull glow in my receptors. She lived alone and she walked alone. I was grateful to detect no tom.

It had been wrenching to leave Uthopia in Buenos Aires but I could not take her. Even with my experience, the trip had cost me five lives. Although that is a drop in the bucket to my infinite span, it is more than half of her nine-lifespan. Like many feral felines, she'd already lost several lives in kittenhood. A journey like that could have cost her all that remained.

And yet here she was. Her grass-green eyes blinked inquisitively. I decided to store the rest of the scent data and read it later.

"Uthopia."

"I'm as surprised as you, Brumous. I lost your trail in D.C." Her accent was a melody sweeter than any bandoneón.

"But how…"

"I knew you had come to the states so I insinuated myself with the first two-legged American accent I could find."

"And they brought you here…safely?"

She smiled, "I have the same five lives as I had when you left," the last word was almost a sigh, "Brumous."

My name was never so at home as when it slipped through Uthopia's sharp little teeth. Why did hers sound so alien on mine? I tried again.

"Uthopia…" I said with a pang that must have been guilt, "When did you get here?"

"Six months ago."

"It didn't take you long to become the belle of the Dancing with Karen studio."

"Only because the felines in Harrisonburg are so sweet," she said modestly, "Are you here to meet someone?"

"Yes, my friend Boris," I answered smoothly, not wishing to admit that we had been casing her joint.

"Which one is he?"

She scanned her students curiously and that was when we noticed that they were all making a point of not looking at us. I turned back to find Uthopia blushing.

"They wonder about this mysterious cat with their teacher," she murmured with a smile.

"Brumous!" Sheena's howl crashed across the room.

As I bounded over, I could see Sheena's claws just miss the almost invisible sliver of light as it darted under the window. The slippery Hyaloid of Selofaine had made his escape. I pressed my nose to the glass alongside Sheena and we watched him streaking down East Market Street, his trail nothing more than a series of staccato nanoglimmers.

We turned to find Uthopia staring at us, stricken. Seeing the look, Sheena swiveled back to the window before whispering sotto voce.

"Brumous - Hyaline is still here!"

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